Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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