Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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