i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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