Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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