He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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