I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
