sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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