you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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