Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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