honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
