Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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