Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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