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(917): View more from New York City

i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!

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(703): View more from Virginia

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

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(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.

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(760): View more from California

i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege

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(360): View more from Washington

I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I would fuck him just for his dog

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The streets are paved with hand jobs

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