Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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