What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I believe in your delicious
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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