I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You're like the curious george of whores
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Randomize