Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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