this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I licked your asshole in confidence.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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