is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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