gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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