her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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