susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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