Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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