Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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