I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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