I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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