just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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