question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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