We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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