Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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