I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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