But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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