dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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