normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There's always time for handjobs
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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