we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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