You made me cry and you don't even care
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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