i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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