No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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