It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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