it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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