Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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