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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
They are going to name an STD after you.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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