And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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