i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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