Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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