Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
