I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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