out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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