I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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