i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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