im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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