Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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