like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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