your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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