OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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