They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize