so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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